Aed jokes
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
I have a body count of 7.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.