Aed jokes

We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.

What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?

They both hit me face down on the table.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.

I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.

The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.

How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

He said, "Best surprise ever!"

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?

Snowballs.

What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?

A corn stalk!

I like wine how I like my woman.

4 year old locked in a basement.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull in a children's play area.

Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.

I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!

Davin is a pedo.

I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

I don't know?!?

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.