Aed jokes

Why did Steven Hawking die?

A quad rasher ran him over.

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!

What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

What is a home that can fly?

A magic house!

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.

Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).

If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Are you a bullet?

*gets shot*

Why don’t you peel a banana?

It’s too hard to kill your nana.