Aed jokes
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.