Aed jokes
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
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So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P