Aed jokes
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
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