Aed jokes
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.