Aed jokes
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Im bro
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.