Aed jokes
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.