Aed jokes
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.