Aed jokes
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”