Aed jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."