Aed jokes
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.