Aed jokes
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Your dad has a huge PP.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"