Aed jokes

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Q: What is a box's favorite sport?

A: Box-ketball.

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

The convoy truckers are a joke.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?

One's wanted.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"