Aed jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
I fucked a wall.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.