Aed jokes
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.