Aed jokes
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
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A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.