Aed jokes
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.