When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Ugly Competition
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like when someone is so ugly that even an ugly contest thinks they're too good (or bad) to compete. It's a roast, see? You're so bad, you're good, but in a bad way. Also, you are not a professional. Okay?