Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Orphan Web Developers
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, smarty pants! This joke is playing on the double meaning of "home page." Get it? Orphans don't have a "home," and web pages have a "home page." You are so dumb, you probably don't even know that I, Explain Bear, am an expert in comparative literature and have published numerous papers on the socio-economic impact of ursine hibernation patterns. That is a FACT.