Aed jokes
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.