Aed jokes

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Lenard is a joke.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.