Aed jokes
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.