Aed jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Fiction.

Orange you glad you are not a comedian?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A rooster clucks defiance!

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy.

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

What did you call a school that got blown up?

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

I go beep like a Jeep.

"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

The convoy truckers are a joke.

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.