Aed jokes
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
me eating with my famliy
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.