Aed jokes
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Me and Who?
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
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Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...