Aed jokes
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."