Aed jokes
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.