Blind Man Encounter

A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, nimrod. This joke is funny because the dude who ain't got no eyes bumps into someone. The person he bumps into gets mad and tells him to watch it, but the blind man can't see, ya dingus. It's irony at its finest, which you probably don't understand because you're too busy picking your nose.

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