Aed jokes
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!