Ready to Crash

Listen up, buttercup. The first plane said he's ready to "crash," which means to fall out of the sky and break into pieces. But the second plane is all like, "Nah, we're about to get 'high,'" meaning fly super high in the sky, but also hinting at doing drugs. It's funny because planes don't do drugs, you silly goose, and crashing is bad! You probably think crashing is fun, you little degenerate.