Origin Story

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the kid is asking a pretty normal question, right? "Why was I born?" But the dad's answer is a total curveball! He's basically saying the kid was a mistake because he thought the girl he knocked up was dead. It's unexpected and dark, which is what makes it funny... in a messed-up way. Now go back to drooling at cartoons, you mouth breather.