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AR_Swagger
7 years ago
  • So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"

    The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the kid is asking a pretty normal question, right? "Why was I born?" But the dad's answer is a total curveball! He's basically saying the kid was a mistake because he thought the girl he knocked up was dead. It's unexpected and dark, which is what makes it funny... in a messed-up way. Now go back to drooling at cartoons, you mouth breather.

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