Aed jokes
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
About a dog.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.