Aed jokes
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
A true God would be godless himself.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.