Aed jokes
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.