Aed jokes

The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

Why is Biden a priest?

So kids call him father.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?

The cat says "me toooo!"

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."