Aed jokes
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.