The Panda's Grammar

A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you donut. This joke is a pun, get it? "Eats, shoots, and leaves" sounds like "eats shoots and leaves." Pandas eat bamboo shoots, but this panda is also a violent criminal. The joke plays on the importance of commas. Now go back to drooling.

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