Aed jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.