nlGGER jokes

GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"

She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"

"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."

Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."

Bunger.

It's sad someone has ligma.