Aed jokes
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
What do you call a PEIS?
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.