Aed jokes
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Angel is a good word.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
I did a walk.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."