Aed jokes
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.