Aed jokes

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

They both live underground, except for the eagle.

I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.

Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.

Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."

If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

What did the cell phone say to his wife?

"I will give you a ring."

I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"

If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.