Aed jokes
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪