Aed jokes
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Brazil is a joke.
America and UK are a joke.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.