Brazil jokes
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EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Brazil is a joke.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
O Dario tem namorada?
omg look what homer said
damn they did them durty
