Brazil jokes
you.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
damn they did them durty
Brazil is a joke.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
