Aed jokes

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

Comment for VBUCKS.

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

What do Shrek and onions have in common?

*LAYERS*

A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"

The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."

The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

If you kill someone, that's murder.

If you kill a family member, that's still murder.

If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."

What makes a nuke and divorce the same?

It only takes one of each to end your life.

What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?

A, B, C you in hell.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.