Aed jokes
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!