Aed jokes
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
I'm a gay.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.