Aed jokes
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.