Aed jokes
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.