Aed jokes
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.