Aed jokes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.