Aed jokes
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."