Aed jokes
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
I'm a rapist.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Little Johnny is such a woos.
My mom left me at a very young age.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!