Aed jokes
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How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
I bought a book for my blind friend.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.