Aed jokes
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.