Aed jokes
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.