Aed jokes
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.