Aed jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.