Aed jokes
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".