Aed jokes
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls