Aed jokes

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?

"Sum ting wong."

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."

My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.

Q. What do rape victims miss?

A. Part of their brain.

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.