Brighten His Day

This is a dark and wordplay-based joke that uses the word 'brighten' in two senses. The speaker literally threw a lamp to make the room brighter, but they also mean it as a way to improve the kid's mood, playing on 'brighten someone's day'.

• Lamp
• Kid
• Depression
• Day
• Light
• Object

• I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
• I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black. I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
• I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
• A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five. I just left him hanging.