Aed jokes
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.