Aed jokes
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
If you are homeless, get a home.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣